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Community Standards Vote 2008

 

Proposition: Be it resolved that:

1.         It is a violation of Community Standards for a woman to expose her breast while in the process of beast-feeding a baby at a public beach.

2.         It is not a violation of Community Standards for a man, who appears to have relatively large mammary glands (breasts) like a woman to be topless at a public beach.

3.         It is a violation of Community Standards for a nine-year-old boy to  be momentarily naked while in the process of changing his cloths at a public beach.

4.         It is a violation of Community Standards for a woman who has had a double mastectomy (i.e. the surgical removal of both breasts without reconstructive surgery and therefore has no breast material and no nipples) to be topless at a public beach.

5.         It is a violation of Community Standards for a man to have exposed pubic hair at a public beach.

6.         It is not a violation of Community Standards for a woman to have exposed pubic hair at a public beach.

7.         It is a violation of Community Standards for a person ’of a certain age‘ to wear a thong at a public beach. (thong = a small piece of cloth that covers the genitals, held in place with strings. One string passes between the buttocks – in the butt-crack  – leaving the buttocks exposed.)

8.         It is not a violation of Community Standards for a male to wear a thong at a public beach.

9.         It is not a violation of Community Standards for swimwear to leave exposed, the anal sphincter (commonly called ‘the poop hole’).

10.       It is a violation of Community Standards if a male’s swimwear does not conceal the shape and size of his genitals (i.e. genitals = commonly called ‘private parts’).

11.       It is not a violation of Community Standards for an adult to allow their baby to be nude at a public beach.

12.       It is a violation of Community Standards for a female child to be topless at a public beach.

            Define ‘child’ in the above question:______________________________________.

13.       It is a violation of Community Standards if a female’s top does not conceal a nipple-erection.

14.       It is not a violation of Community Standards for a child to be nude at a public beach.

            Define ‘child’ in the above question:______________________________________.

15.       It is a violation of Community Standards for a woman to be topless at a public beach.

16.       It is not a violation of Community Standards for an adult to be nude at a public beach.

17a.      If Sylvan Lake Public swimming areas became ‘tops optional’, the consequences would be: more tourism, less tourism, no change.

17b.     If Sylvan Lake Public swimming areas became ‘tops optional’, the consequences would be: more business activity, less business activity, no change.

17c.      If Sylvan Lake Public swimming areas became ‘tops optional’, the consequences would be: lower property values, higher property value, no change.

17d.     If Sylvan Lake Public swimming areas became ‘tops optional’, the consequences would be:  improved family life, diminished family life, no change.

17e.      If Sylvan Lake Public swimming areas became ‘tops optional’, the consequences would be: more pride in my community, less pride in my community, no change.

17f.      If Sylvan Lake Public swimming areas became ‘tops optional’, the consequences would be: improved chances of getting laid, reduced chances of getting laid, no change.

 

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